Keely Zoo:
Born in 1989…Turned to the dark side 1995. The only place to go when you want curly fries and a dash of nonsense. The music goes where it wants to and does what it wants to and makes no apologies. If Frank Zappa and Rancid had a love child that loved show tunes and the sound of a wet fart it still wouldn’t sound like Keely Zoo but it would be nice we think.
Scott O’Hara
Guitar/Vocals
Writes the songs and sings them. He doesn’t like you.
Glen Hockemeier
Drums/Vocals
His name is Glen. Sometimes he wears pants. Sometimes he does not. Glen joined the band in 1989 and is its longest running member not named Scott.
Adam Michael Hale
Bass/Vocals
His name is Adam. He remembers that thing you said. Adam joined the band in spirit in 1985 which is significant as the band was formed in 1989. In the 90’s it was made official and Adam is the only bass player anyone ever needed.
Jeff Darnold
Stunt Guitar/Vocals
Either at the show rocking your ass off or passed out in the van. He snores…loudly.
Keely Zoo Monkey
Spiritual Advisor
The most fired member of the band. Has never shown up to a single band practice or show but still receives a significant cut of the door. Everyone in the band is scared of the monkey but Adam. He currently lives on Adam’s couch but does not pay rent. He also pees a lot. He is available for birthday parties and corporate events.